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I’m Moving To North Korea

June 7th, 2010 · 1 Comment · CAM, Health, Who Knew

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Found via Slashdot, a BBC article explains how North Korea is light years ahead of the West in fruit juice technology:

The official news agency declared they have developed a super drink that has “no side effects”, “helps improve mental and retentive faculties by multiplying brain cells”, and prevents “geriatric diseases”.

Sounds like North Korea with soon be a nation of nuclear-capable immortals with perfect skin–living in abject poverty.

“Fruit juice”, indeed.

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  • 1 devnullNo Gravatar // Jun 7, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    Yeah. I’ve got some fruit juice bubbling away on my kitchen counter at the moment. Through my Arcane Knowledge of the Secrets of the Ancients, I am transforming it into a beverage which makes me think I’m smarter and more beautiful too*! It makes me feel so young that with enough of it I act like a teenager**!

    * Warning: side effects may include making an idiot of yourself in public.
    ** Warning: teenagers are idiots.

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