Found via Slashdot, a BBC article explains how North Korea is light years ahead of the West in fruit juice technology:
The official news agency declared they have developed a super drink that has “no side effects”, “helps improve mental and retentive faculties by multiplying brain cells”, and prevents “geriatric diseases”.
Sounds like North Korea with soon be a nation of nuclear-capable immortals with perfect skin–living in abject poverty.
“Fruit juice”, indeed.
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1 devnull
// Jun 7, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Yeah. I’ve got some fruit juice bubbling away on my kitchen counter at the moment. Through my Arcane Knowledge of the Secrets of the Ancients, I am transforming it into a beverage which makes me think I’m smarter and more beautiful too*! It makes me feel so young that with enough of it I act like a teenager**!
* Warning: side effects may include making an idiot of yourself in public.
** Warning: teenagers are idiots.
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